pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

e-pig

A law enforcement official, who specializes in undercover operations, which take place in an online environment.

“I thought I was gonna hook up with this 15 year old e-thot I met, but it turned out to be a 42 year old e-pig!”

by DerpishTurtle April 21, 2020

Pig Roast

when three people do the dirty dirty in the same position as a roasting pig on a spit.

look at the person, they love to pig roast!

by urbydicky670000 July 7, 2025

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

weiner pig

Easy, sleezy,sluts,whores, bag hoe.

All these hoe's running around calling them skanks,sluts?!! LMAO WEINER PIGS!!!! We're Surro

by Pretty Bird 1041 October 12, 2017

Raving pig style

when you go to a party and see that one jerkhole that is equil distance to the snack bar and the dance floor, even though he is fat as hell he ends up jiggling all that fat and your stuck wondering what the hell happend with your life that you decide to open a bakery and leave

Never gonna write this, its just annoying

#ravingpigstyle or raving pig style

by mute moth October 15, 2018

pig-eyed

where a girl does not where makeup, and her eyes are sunken. Usually do not fit her face, or body type.

Dang Bob, look at that girl!!! She has a nice body! *girl turns around* HAAHAHAHA, Bob! she is pig-eyed!!

by nomakeupnovember November 29, 2011