Milk Troll

A Youtuber who uploads a video with full retard sincerity, is wrongfully praised for being a troll, and then “milks” his retardation for more views and approval. The Milk Troll’s popularity is dependent on the gullibility of the Milk Troll Enabler. Milk Trolls and Milk Troll Enablers are especially prevalent in SJW culture, where examples of undiluted SJW retardation make sophisticated SJWs uncomfortable. It is this discomfort that drives SJWs to redefine authentic retardation as an ironic attempt at trolling.
You think that Youtuber is being clever, but he's really just a Milk Troll.
by Maceo Flux March 12, 2016
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father's milk

A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year
Porçay's milk is too spicy for me

Really I love father's milk
by tea&milk October 17, 2017
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Milk Cartoned

Subject of a missing person advertisement on the side of a milk carton, implying "disappeared without a trace".
Teamster Jimmy Hoffa was milk cartoned by the mob, and his body has never been found.
by HiTechHiTouch July 15, 2013
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Tree Milk

Tree milk = tree sap

Idk how I can be any clearer
Damn look at that Tree Milk over there
by Trooke UwU September 13, 2020
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Milk Fairy

The milk fairy is a fairy that will give you things in return for milk, It's like the tooth fairy but with random rewards.
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
"Have you ever seen the milk fairy?!" ~ Dave
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
by DaveGallagher October 04, 2022
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quality milk

Used to show appreciation for something that will improve a situation.
Person 1: I've just bought us some lube for the orgy tonight!

Person 2: Quality milk.
by SpoonerGooner August 07, 2023
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milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 08, 2016
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