May 23rd

Shoot your shot day.

Guy 1: I really have a crush on her bro
Guy 2: Its may 23rd bro you have to shoot your shot.

by AlexLucaDigne May 22, 2022

MAY 31

Scream Slay In Class Day

Teacher- Can someone remind me of the date please?
Class- May 31!
That one girl- SLAYYYYY

by yararrararara May 30, 2022

May 5th

Let me lick your asshole day.

Hey bro it’s May 5th, let me lick your asshole

by julianlake May 4, 2022

11th May

The day when a Doraemon was born a cute and short Doraemon.

Oh, u were born on 11th May? now I get why u look like a Doraemon

by Doraemon's lover :) November 23, 2021

26th May

Stop asking your future wife for nudes day.

horny big boy: nudes please 🥹🙏🏼
gf: not today nah it’s 26th May

by alarkaris May 26, 2024

May 10

National make out with your gf/bf day

Girl-let’s make out
Guy-why?
Girl-it’s May 10
Guy-oh really ok then.

by poopoocaca12 May 9, 2023

May 34

If you're born on May 34, you are lucky to be alive.

moajestocia was born on May 34, I wonder if she's a creepypasta.

by Mom's Daughters October 30, 2020