ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.
Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D
by Anonymous :3 November 09, 2007
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Ho Ho Ho...

Student : what u say, what u say?

Teacher : I said, who ever threw that paper, Ho Ho Ho... your mom's a hoe
by Tb96 November 27, 2023
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ho ho ho

The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.
The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
by bitchuck December 24, 2024
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Justin Ho

This guy asked me out even though I am straight, I think he is a Justin Ho
by y-tho September 20, 2017
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beat ass ho

Guy 1: Did you get it in with that beat ass ho?
Guy 2: Yea you mean ms daisy right?
by Brohanimo December 13, 2013
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Co-ho

I woman who has dated or slept with several of her co-workers or her boss
Becky, the office Co-ho, sucked her way up the corporate ladder.
by New age definitions November 21, 2016
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yoyo ho

A circus clown that that moonlights as a part time prostitute.
Ronald McDonald is such yoyo ho when all the McDonalds fast food outlets are closed for maintenance.
by Jewish madam July 07, 2018
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