Fuck Me Eyes!

A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.

"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"

by The MackDaddy of the Seven Sea September 14, 2009

cum in me daddy

IT'S A TRAP. RUN.

Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?

by bunnybitch2412 December 19, 2016

pick me girl

a pick me girl is very easy to distinguish for other girls but men tend to fall for it very easily. A pick me girl will RAVE about how she only hangouts with the male species because its “easier and less drama filled” but in reality non pick me girls just don’t claim her. She will go out of her way to make fun of a gf for something private or embarrassing they told her in front of a group of guys to make them like her less. It goes without say that she will act COMPLETELY different when ur around guys verses when you are alone with her (girl to girl) Will constantly remind you that she is not like other girls and she doesn’t try around other boys because they like that she’s natural and wears sweatpants and might even go out of her way to say she is like a sister or mom to her male friends. Men fail to identify this type of pick me girl because she tends to “flex” her male relationship on other girls and hypocritically complain about pick me girls in-front of the guys . Overall very misogynistic because she wants men to like her! Don’t be fooled taken men because your gf probably sees it more than you do.

Erica: I think I’m into Zach do you think i should go for it?

Pick me girl: OMG ugh he’s like a brother to me we facetime all the time!!!

Erica: I’m so excited for Ben’s party! I can’t wait to look cute i haven’t in so long

Pick me girl: see we are totally different becuz like i don’t have to try around them bc they just know me so well and i’m just like comfortable looking lazy and not try around them

Pick me girl: *randomly texts Erica* isn’t it like so weird that i can’t find a good present for johns birthday like I KNOW HIM SOO WELL and we r sooo close i’m like his sister and i give him like so much advice.

by urmomsuncle May 13, 2021

Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me used to be on Showtime in 2003- 2004. It came up with only two seasons... making it not seen by most public. It is the most awesomest show in the world!! Ellen Muth, Mandy Patinkin, Callum Blue, Rebecca Gayheart, Jasmine Guy and Laura Harris are the main characters. George's (Ellen)mom, Joy, doesn't like the word "moist", and her dad, Clancy, is cheating on Joy with a college student. George's sister, Reggie, isn't having a hard time coping with George's death. George, now Millie, at Happy Time, thinks old people are intimidating. Now, on Tuesdays, DLM comes on SciFi.

I love Dead Like Me so much! I wish it never ended! Dead Like Me ROCKS!!!!!

by kendall. b September 06, 2007

Bell Me Up

To get someone to ring you on your phone. Similar to "give me a bell".

"Bell me up when you get there mate"

by Slim Jim 3:16 March 05, 2005

79 French Me

An phrase to say suck on these nuts

in french the number 79 is ....soixante-dix-neuf.... (Suck on- dhis-nuts)

originated in East Orange,New Jersey

also 79 french these..however you want

Teacher:You kids need to stop being stupid and direspecful
youve got detention!

Kid1:79 french me

Kid2:LOL haha...i cant bileve you just said that

by =N' November 21, 2009

Put it on me

Slang term used when someone rats you out.

I can't believe Johnny "put it on me".

Johnny "put it on me" just to keep himself out of trouble.

by Undrunkpunk September 09, 2015