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Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).
Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.
by AyandesS, baby. Who else? December 12, 2012
mugGet the Vagina Hoemug.

vagina sleigh

A sleigh with vaginas everywhere creaming.
Hardballs: "YO JAQAVIUS SANTA GOT ME A VAGINA SLEIGH FOR CHRISTMAS"
by 69onurmomsdisussy February 6, 2022
mugGet the vagina sleighmug.

Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
mugGet the Vagina Blood Fartsmug.

vagina slingshot

when the vacuum created by inserting a tampon causes bodily fluids to be released from the vagina at high velocities when said tampon is removed.
"the blood spatter on the wall of this toilet stall is clearly the result of the vagina slingshot effect"
by boatsagainstthecurrent September 20, 2017
mugGet the vagina slingshotmug.

Vagina syndrome

a rare condition where a male human being has been a pussy for so long that he actually grows a vagina!
by Danlucier July 11, 2025
mugGet the Vagina syndromemug.

Vagina Sisters

Two friends who are so close their menstrual cycles are in sync.
Girl 1: "Stephanie sure has been hanging around Erica a lot.. Do you think they're vagina sisters yet?"
Girl 2: "I'm not sure but I'd have to say so.."
by Kawaiikittypop September 11, 2014
mugGet the Vagina Sistersmug.

vagina for breakfast

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!
by Scimitar May 25, 2022
mugGet the vagina for breakfastmug.

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