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vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef
man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night
by cum gutter June 14, 2018
mugGet the vagina blood fartmug.

vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
mugGet the vagina desertmug.

Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.
Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."
by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013
mugGet the Sparkling vaginamug.

vagina smoke

When you're not man enough to smoke a real cigarette, choosing instead a Strawberry & Melon e-Cig.
Man 1 : I need a smoke
Man 2 : Have you tried my new flavour e-Cig ?
Man 1 : What's with the Vagina Smoke ? you a pussy ?
by MrChatz January 19, 2017
mugGet the vagina smokemug.

Double lined vagina

When a vagina has two canals. (holes)
The boys just hit a double lined vagina together.
by Megstand August 24, 2021
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Venom Vagina

When you have a monster tongue and eat out a girl(just like Venom could); have a tongue long enough to go inside the vagina.
Bro 1: Yo bro, you got a long-ass tongue. Can you give a girl a Venom Vagina wit dat?
Bro 2: You know I can bro!
by Blahblah01012 June 7, 2018
mugGet the Venom Vaginamug.

vagina

the yummiest thing of all...
I gobbled up Stacys vagina last night! It was so delicious.
by heheclapper69 December 2, 2022
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