Ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

Better than all the “ur” jokes before it, the epitome of mankind’s insults . Beats even the infamous “ur family tree LGBT” and “ur brother mother”.

Shane : ur mum gay
*pause and gasp from friends*
Chad: ur aunt Bertha likes my girther

*stalin comes back from the dead, hitler decides not to invade Poland , Shane is vitrified by Gordon Ramsay’s godlike cumshot and breaks into infinite pieces*

by LORDBACON88 May 16, 2018

Ur mom

"Ur mom" Is a known slur amongst youngsters now-a-days.

Tim: Hi

Tommyinnit: Ur mom!!

It's almost like saying "fuckoff you dumbass"

by I create stuff. October 1, 2021

ur mom

epick burn you tell people when they're being gay

person: you're a bitch
you: ur mom

by i dont like bread January 8, 2023

ur speces feces

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur grand pap a trap combined.
Every time this is said, 1/4 of humanity instantly dies

Frank: Ur Mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Patrick: Don’t make me do it

Frank: Ur Granny Tranny and ur grand pap a trap
Patrick: ur speces feces

*Frank vomits feces and dies along with 1/4th of humanity*

by KazuMys April 6, 2018

ur mum

The person who gave birth to you that I shagged last night

you: haha nerd

me: I fucked ur mum

by weinerstrainer July 4, 2021

ur pal a gal

the insult you use to not insult the person told, but to insult their closest of friends, and indirectly injure their feelings.

Target: ur mom gay
You: I'll do it
Target: Do it
You: ur pal a gal
Target: Social life gets consumed by void

by ARedVulpes May 16, 2018

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022