tit shank

a right idiot. stupid twat.

you bloody tit shank

by Tim Mitchell June 24, 2003

tit monkey

One who enjoys tits alot, and is proud of it.

Hugh Hefner is a tit monkey.

by T-Moneytitmonkey November 21, 2007

tits and uterus

When you see a girl, but are only interested in sex, they become tits and a uterus, being the only important parts

"Hey andrew, see that hot chick over there"
"No i only see tits and uterus"

by Wog_boy December 21, 2007

Tits On A Whale

A exclamation of something considered widely tragic, or something bad.

The Tsunami that hit here yesterday was totally Tits On A Whale.

by Just Andrew October 7, 2008

scrotum-tit

The stretchable/elastic flap of skin found between the testicles. The scrotum-tit, often used to choke bitches, has many other applications including drug transport and rain protection.

"My, your scrotum-tit is like Stretch Arm-Strong!"

by Starkeynipps February 25, 2008

Desert Tits

Tits that are either: very dry, are very callused, are rough or any combination of these. Desert tits are like sandpaper to the touch and can cause severe dehydration to all indulger's. You can compare the feeling of these tits to a rough leather jacket. These are not the tits you wanna be around.

"Dude, i hooked up with this chick last night"
"awe man how was it"
"dude she had desert tits, my face is raw as hell!"

by R-Beezy December 9, 2008

Liquid tits

The smoothest thing known in human existence. Nothing rivals it's unequaled smoothness. It's main usage is to connote something supremely awesome by inferring that said awesome thing is even smoother.

"Holy balls, that guitar is smoother than liquid tits!"

"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."

by Smeg Thooney March 25, 2011