Potato

Noun
A person who spends all time inside watching YouTube while being an ambivert.
They have a weird ass sense of humour and they don't have sleep paralysis.
And they have a diet of fried chicken only while being skinny af.

"*insert name*is such a potato"

by Catoil May 14, 2022

Potato

The amazing way of living :D

Jade's living the potato life.

by Vixitah September 6, 2018

Reverse potato

A sex position where the girl lays on her belly while curled up like a potato and the guy pipes her from behind.

Dude 1: yo dude you know that girl Foz ?
Dude 2: yeah bro
Dude 1: I straight up reverse potatoed her last night

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Potato

Life

the

only

reason

to

exist
And

Is
Best
Thing
To
Grace
The
Earth

Potato is life potato is all

by Wagstaff Don't Starve April 23, 2022

Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

by 13 man June 27, 2022

Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021