Aquinas straight 

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.

I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.

Aquinas straight by matkap March 15, 2021

super straight 

a transphobe who is not a part of the LGBTQ+ because it is not a sexuality its a preferance.

person: im super straight

person2: no you are just a transphobe

super straight by personhi March 15, 2021

Super Straight 

Someone who is attracted to people of the same or all genders,or in some cases none at all,but is in denial

Person a:he is so obviously gay,to bad he's Super Straight

Super Straight by Korudosoda March 21, 2021

Super straight 

Something to say to speedrun getting cancel on twitter.

marc: Im super straight

Twitter: U homophobic racist and anti-lgbtq+ peice of shit.

Super straight by Anounymouscoder12345 April 3, 2021

Colombian Straight Pipe 

The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.

I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe

Colombian Straight Pipe by DomDaddyyyy April 4, 2021

devastatingly straight 

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.

I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

devastatingly straight by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021

Ultra Straight 

First of all: Super Straight and Ultra Straight are to seperate things ... Super Straight about your preference of not wanting to be with a trans person, while Ultra Straight meaning that your only into the opposite sex, in their gay form ... For example:

If a Ultra Straight man wanted to be with a women, he would be with a lesbian, because straight women likes dick, and for you prefering a women who likes dick, is gay.

Ultra Straight is a real sexuality, which should be treated just like any other.

Ultra Straight by UltraStraightCommunity May 16, 2021