Boar Shit

The combination of Bullshit and Horseshit.

Boarshit is when you're so angry in the heat of the moment at the malicious lie(s) to the point where you cannot think straight, and you cannot decide which word you want to use; (bull or horse) shit.

James couldn't believe the malicious untruth. Outrageously without thinking, he yelled out "boar shit!".

by mynameisfuckingawesomebro December 30, 2009

Shit A Duck

An expression used when something shocking happens, be it good or bad.

Man: Shit a duck! She is fucking hot!
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Man A: Mate I lost my phone yesterday
Man B: Aw shit a duck..

by Gurtek the Destroyer June 2, 2009

shit that fuck

When you mean to say "fuck that shit" but you end up saying "shit that fuck"

When you are really mad.

When you dont care.

"shit that fuck!"

"he punched me, shit that fuck!"

"he won 1st, shit that fuck"

by Santamaria- dre October 18, 2008

Shits Kittens

A way to describe someone who can do no wrong; someone who is loved by everyone for no apparent reason.

Robin is such a bitch, but everyone thinks she shits kittens.

by abbychuela April 19, 2009

Pelican Shit

A Wikipedia vandal, who is notorious for placing signs which block text and replace it with Pelican Shit or some variation on that using poorly written CSS and HTML. Has over 900 sockpuupets. More can be found @ Longterm-abuse on Wikipedia.
Googling ass pus, spongebutt squarepenis and pelican shit will show most of his handiwork.

One day, I looked up something on wikipedia, and written in a colorful table at the top of the page was:

This page fucked up by
*** PELICAN SHIT PRODUCTIONS ***

Got Ass Pus?
And when I scrolled down it didn't move, so I refreshed the page until it was fixed two minutes later.

by UrbanVision5000 December 14, 2010

Shit-pop

When you have a fart stuck behind your shit, and when you push the fart out, the shit goes flying!

DUDE!! last night i shit-popped all over my cereal!!!

by Hairy Richard Jr. November 18, 2011

Shit Rape

The act of taking a shit that is so hard, dry, and crusty, that it will tear your asshole open with the force of a thousand warriors. May include bleeding and the inability to sit down.

Person A: Dude, I just ate some Taco Bell and I gotta go drop a nuke in the bathroom.
Person B: Careful mate, don't shit rape yourself too hard.

by SanicDid9/11 November 9, 2015