straight man

hes not just super but is also straight
why cant everyone be like straight man?
by straightmanislegitstraight March 21, 2022
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Straight up winning

When your not only bi-winning but winning in all facets of life.
by DDrac April 11, 2011
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how to be straight

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)
“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!
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Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.
That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.
by Rubber padded cell February 04, 2022
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Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.
by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017
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Straight Simping

A term used by lesbians when simping for a straight girl
Hannah’s straight simping again. This time for Maya.”

Hannah: “How could I not she’s so cute
by track.fruit22 May 25, 2022
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What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
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