potato

a potato is a

"potato"

by .potato December 4, 2020

POTATO

Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty-One

Jeane needs to calm down, she's being such potato.

by Klkenney July 18, 2016

potato white girl

a white woman that has no strongly defining features, also known as "easy to draw." they also happen to love potato salad

Person A: "I always forget what Sarah looks like..."

Person B: "Yeah, she's a potato white girl duhhh"

by catunding February 23, 2025

bobbing for potatoes

When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out

Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes

Nah man that's nasty

by Professional potato bobber May 7, 2018

potatoism

Potatoism is the newest religion which originates somewhere in Tajikistani mountains, not sure tbh
It focuses on uniting all people that had ever eaten atleast 2 potatoes (idgaf how we will count that shit)

Gay 1 : hey bro have u seen this new shit called potatoism?
Gay 2 : how dare you insult the almighty potatoism religion you penishead

by TheWok January 14, 2022

Potato

The most bootiful being on da planet earth it is god. We worship potato don’t mess with da potato god

Potato god: bow down peasants as I rule the world!

by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019

Potato

The extreme sense of procrastination and the ability to roll around on a comfortable surface without effort

Sir nadim is a potato, a yummy one.

by Lord DimSum June 21, 2018