let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first

Hey Derek, let's play WiFi.

by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021

No play

No play means you get no pussy/girls

“This dude gets NO PLAYYY”

by eventhisusernameistaken December 30, 2022

Play

Another word for a dick. Can be used in a public setting, such as work or school. You can ask questions about a dick using the term "play"

Suzy: He looks like he would have a nice play

James: How many pages is your play
Jack: 7
James: Wow, nice.

by Prometheus Whist June 28, 2009

Playing one's cards close to one's chest

While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.

A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.

Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.

That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.

I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.

Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.

by King UwU Bean November 9, 2023

big play small play

It's like Lizsie and Chris love

Lizsie and Chris are into big play small play

by My Highness June 3, 2022

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

steal play

To play/grind a video game/any game requiring progession without your friends knowing.

I told you I was playing solo ranking so I didn't steal play.

by Araevenouss March 12, 2025