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Fuck Short People 

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
Fuck Short People by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021

National long hair people day 

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5

jumpkick tall people month 

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.
my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!

National Dis fat people day

on Oct. 21 No matter what they do to you anyone who can't touch their toes you have the full right to dis them.
hey guess what
*dis*
oh its National dis fat people day

International throw kinda tall people day 

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter
Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day

National Short People Named Marius Day 

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.