An admirer of J. D. Vance
"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"
by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025
Get the Vancey Pantsmug. (n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.
by Frozen Prevert October 12, 2024
Get the Pants blastmug. Billy. Jumps out of the bush and screams
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry
Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry
Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond
by Cracked egg in aberdale July 30, 2023
Get the pants in the pondmug. The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.
by In A Rut February 17, 2024
Get the pants battermug. I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.
Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
by gnostic3 October 6, 2020
Get the smartie pantsmug. An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.
person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021
Get the Poo Pantmug. by NicolasBourbakiIsOnMeth September 6, 2025
Get the clancied my pantsmug.