pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.

Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"

by loffdawg November 5, 2013

Waterproof pants

The type of pants recommended for a bunch of guys who party hard, drink a lot and may hit a pool party or lagoon style jam. It’ll be used to keep their junk from impregnating other girls by mistake, hence the waterproof necessity. Also good for rain.

Yo, these waterproof pants saved me from child support nuff times still.

by Pete442 June 11, 2018

Residual Pants

The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.

My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!

by LarraKyleen May 20, 2014

Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.

Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”

by ronmark1 May 11, 2022

Naiaiaice Pants

Best pick up line ever.

Man: Naiaiaice Pants!
Woman: Marry me!

by Mcclussy January 5, 2017

Pants

You need an explanation? IT'S THE THINGS YOU PUT IN YOUR FRIGGIN LEGS BRO

PANTS GO ON MA LEGS

by poopislifelol April 7, 2020

jump in them pants

Someone who wants to have sex with someone

Boy 1: hey I heard alliyah trying to jump in them pants
Boy 2: aww hell nah! *runs off*
Alliyah: come here (insert name)!!

Or

Girl 1: have you heard of in for it by troy lanez???

Girl 2: yeah!! I wanna jump in his pants!!

by Ashthequeen December 2, 2023