Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

by Default name November 21, 2009

poo chi

The feeling or vibe that someone gets from doing a poo in a particular location. A high level of poo chi means it was a pleasurable
Poo experience

The poo chi in that rest stop was terrible - smelly and messy

The poo chi in the hotel room toilet was brilliant - so relaxing and enjoyable

by Teejaywill November 11, 2022

Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground

"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"

by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

Poo

Sexy substance

Ooh that poo felt so good

by Diarrhoea July 21, 2019

Poo

is a sloppy brown thing that comes out of your bottom. it is made from all the things that you eat. it also has a very bad stench.

"OMG! i have a very smelly poo today..."

by randomrandom1738 June 16, 2016

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mamí

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020