Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

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mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025

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Marie

A Marie has been defined as a divine creature, but she is more of a Ping Jim Pong, actually.

"Hey , how you doing today? You sure? You look a lil' bit Ping Jim Pong.. So.. you're a Marie?"

by haha2409 June 5, 2017

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Mari

The flyest, coolest, most handsome, prettiest boy you’ll ever meet. He stays with that with that sh*t on. He doesn’t play about his money! He also stays with a pretty girl beside him.

“mari is thee president of the bad bitches”.

by ilovemyselfdotcom November 20, 2023

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Mari

A girl who got pushed down the stairs by her brother.

"Ayo the pizza here!" - Not Mari

by NotSunnyAtAll August 16, 2021

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Worship Mari Day

On the 10th of april you must worship my girlfriend named, Mari. If you do not worship her your is the dumb.
On this day you absolutely MUST worship her. If you do not comply, I will come to your house and sliAnyway, make sure to worship mari!

We should worship mari today!

Worship Mari Day is very good! :)

by Roulleterisk April 10, 2022

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