Oh, you must’ve meant Mary the one that can’t take accountability and she lies constantly. But yes, that’s a good she sure can swallow a day.
by Marysbestie/mom July 22, 2025
Get the Marymug. A sexually active teenage girl who does everything except vaginal sex. Yet she still believes that she's a virgin.
Me: You had a threesome with two guys from the basketball team?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
Her: I was taking it at both ends at the same time. It was great.
Me: So you're not a virgin anymore.
Her: No, I'm still a virgin because it didn't go into my vagina.
Me: So I guess that makes you the Anal Virgin Mary?
by WileECoyote.genius August 28, 2019
Get the Anal Virgin Marymug. Marie-Lotte's are women who prefer beer over wine, always and everywhere. Going out is their hobby! With the combination of two names, they have a double personality and you don't want to miss it :)
by Céline van Deren November 22, 2021
Get the Marie-Lottemug. Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
Get the Tarzan and Mary Janemug. Maries a hardworking girl .is very emotional she trust easily but loses trust easily .maries a sweet girl who doesn't like when she's taken granted for .she cherishes people in her life and never wants to lose them .she likes making new friends. She's a pretty girl whose proud of her beauty .she loves nature and animals .having a maries in your life is the beat thing that could happen to you
Get yourself a maries
by Mayyyrabell August 18, 2018
Get the mariesmug. Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.
by QueenBitch 👑 June 15, 2016
Get the Mari-Juannamug. Marie Calamari succs all day long-. . . thats it thats all I wanted to say and do she succs all the time backstage
by Oubaluige April 25, 2022
Get the Marie Calamarimug.