Texas Massage

A massage using barbecue sauce instead of traditional massage oils.

Ryan- “Any plans this weekend?”
Howdy- “I may find a lady of the night to give me a Texas massage”

by RiverofJudgment July 25, 2024

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Matteo Massaro

Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"

Dude you huge
Yea I kow they call me matteo massaro

by John pron September 21, 2023

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Kiss Massage

Kneading of the full body with kisses

I owe you a Kiss Massage

by Strayjack1 December 12, 2023

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Reids Massive Cock

When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles

I want Reids Massive Cock inside me

by Reids Haters December 13, 2023

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Residence Massacre

a cool roblox horror gaem where you have to survive a random noob that breaks your widows and planks trying to kill u and eat ur soul, survive untill 6 am or die of elec or die of oxygen.

1:Yo bro wanna play Residence Massacre?

2:Hell nah .. i wont. its 3 am ill wake up my parents and i will be dead

1:No balls.

by qwertyuidoivsjoeidvbawjknvase December 20, 2023

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