am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020

Did i ask

Saying did i ask is like saying you don't want people to talk to you. and is used when you don't want to talk to someone and you don't know what ignoring someone is mostly used by little kids from the age of 9-13 thinking they are cool.

Eddy: Well my life is messed up
Random annoying little kid: Did i ask?

by KaliUser420 September 7, 2020

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems

*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded

by Tw4 February 23, 2018

I just Farded

fard

I just Farded

by dajeo August 3, 2021

I drop large

Taking a humongous shit.

Dat boy took a big ol' shit. He say "I drop large." Dat boy uh foo.

by IronShake October 26, 2012

I VOTE COMMUNISM

IF YOU DO NOT SAY THIS 12 TIMES A DAY PAPA STALIN WILL SEND YOU TO GULAG!

Person: I VOTE COMMUNISM!
Papa Stalin: dà comraide

by Celticblobfish! September 10, 2018

I got shoes on

It's the idea that a person knows what's going on at the present time and were able to understand the innuendo.

I was talking to Andy the other day and he asked me if I noticed the new chick in accounting. I told him hell yes, I got shoes on! I didn't miss that piece of ass.

by quake450 January 27, 2010