When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023
Get the Happy Fapmug. by Trash 🐻 January 3, 2019
Get the Happymug. What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
Get the lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happinessmug. She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
Get the French fry short of a Happy Mealmug. 
Person 1: Have you seen the new after movie, after ever happy!?!?
Person 2:OMG yes it was soooo good!!!
Person 2:OMG yes it was soooo good!!!
by Tessa+Hardin<3 September 7, 2022
Get the After Ever Happymug. The feeling/emotion of utter joy and surprise when someone you look up to deeply, notices you and your existence.
The person you look up to doesn't necessarily have to be well-known, popular, or famous. just someone you adore and look up to in a heroic sense.
The person you look up to doesn't necessarily have to be well-known, popular, or famous. just someone you adore and look up to in a heroic sense.
Person 1: "Oh my gosh! this Youtuber I watch just replied to my comment on their video!"
Person 2: "That's so cool! I bet you feel so Super Mega Swag Happy Swag right now."
Person 1: "I really do! I couldn't be happier."
Person 2: "That's so cool! I bet you feel so Super Mega Swag Happy Swag right now."
Person 1: "I really do! I couldn't be happier."
by loosetooth February 22, 2022
Get the Super Mega Swag Happy Swagmug.