One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled

person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"

person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"

person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.

by anonymous June 4, 2024

Hug a Creature from the Void Day

February 7th is Hug a Creature from the Void Day! Hug horrible gremlins and eldritch abominations whenever you see them

Person 1: Happy Hug a Creature from the Void Day! *hugs void gremlin*

Void Gremlin: *loud screeching and hissing”

by tortured_student January 10, 2022

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Taking a break from social media

She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.

Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"

by ChueyFuey June 7, 2025

Rachel from the gc

not ok

rachel from the gc is not ok.

by 5irgjaeoigu8erq0g9ipjkneabhiug February 6, 2021

work from home hussy

A woman who spends her days talking to men online.

Not to be confused with a work from home honey.

Person 1: What does she do all day?
Person 2: She would never say it, but I think she is a work from home hussy.
Person 1: Oh, that explains it.

by votme February 28, 2025