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Athlete's Dick

To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives
Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'
by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD April 19, 2009
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yung dick

The greatest, most gangsterist, most beautiful rapper alive, EVER! Dick Ryders stand up!

Yung Dick raps real good. And he is the most beautiful rapper ever. Yung Dick was raised in the woods with mom. His father left the family when Yung Dick was born to join the circus.

Yung Dick has been making the best music ever for a long time. Yung Dick keeps it really real, some people don't understand his music because they don't understand what it is to be so real. If you like his music you should buy it. Yung Dick raps so good that he gets to sleep with a lot famous women.

After Yung Dick realized he was God's favorite rapper he formed the crew the Dick Ryders. The Dick Ryders consists of a nation of rebels all riding for Dick......Yung Dick.

IN DICK WE TRUST

*****UPDATE*****

Yung Dick recently started his own fraternity Swag Phi Swag Fraternity.

SWAG PHI!!!!!! SWAG SWAG
Yo, you hear about that new Yung Dick song "Swag U" from his album "Swaggin' on Swag Street"? It's hella dope!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dick ryders for life!!!!!!
by Perry Fungus April 14, 2014
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basket of dicks

A group of men (often in reference to the unwanted appearance of a large collective of men usually in the company of a handful of women)
Sara, you can come over but please don't bring your basket of dicks with you.
by Myles R. February 23, 2008
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Dick Blitz

When seventeen or more raging penises invade an inadequite area, often a vagina or anus, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. Dick Blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. Often brought on by the ingestion of Spanish Clams. Clammy Spaniards are also linked to some Dick Blitz-ing cases.
Steve: "Dude, me and all the guys in my math class totally dick blitzed the substitue teacher today."
Fred: "FUCKING AWESOME!"
by Anal Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009
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xanax dick

When you take so many benzos that you cant get it up
"Yo, I tried to hook up with Sally last night but I got the xanax dick and she bailed"
by SenorKnowledge November 3, 2013
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a dick move

A stupid action by someone. An ill advised decision which later had negative consequences
He made a dick move when he started questioning the police officers parentage
by Desperate Dan December 26, 2015
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Pepsi dick

When you pour Pepsi on your dick, typically to get someone to suck it.
by Fingers McSexy August 26, 2012
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