dick talk!

A phrase made famous by The Brilliant Idiots (Charlamagne da God and Andrew Schultz) via their weekly podcast of the same name. The phrase is exclaimed any time the subject of conversation changes to focus on one's penis or penises in general.

guy 1: I don't know how guys wear skinny jeans, they're so uncomfortable.

guy 2: well that's because we have bigger dicks than they do

guy 1: dick talk!

*conversation continues regarding penises*

by BatmanZoe August 5, 2014

xanax dick

When you take so many benzos that you cant get it up

"Yo, I tried to hook up with Sally last night but I got the xanax dick and she bailed"

by SenorKnowledge November 3, 2013

cucumber dick

A dick so fat in girth and long.

That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!

by hairywhale December 24, 2013

a dick move

A stupid action by someone. An ill advised decision which later had negative consequences

He made a dick move when he started questioning the police officers parentage

by Desperate Dan December 26, 2015

Dick brain

When you just gotten the good dick and you can’t think straight cuz you got dick on the brain.

OMG Arthur, I am so dumb today, I have major baby brain!

Shut up Alessandra! I have crippling dick brain! I got DP’d last night and have semen where my cerebrospinal fluid should be.

by Pliant member August 10, 2019

Pepsi dick

When you pour Pepsi on your dick, typically to get someone to suck it.

Yo bitch, suck my Pepsi dick.

by Fingers McSexy August 26, 2012

dick fuse

how long before you go off

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.

by Jake March 5, 2004