david

If your name is david, then Karina/Alexandra/Alessandra would be the perfect match for you!
Or if you have a male preference, you should try dating Alex/Danny/Daniel!
If your name is David, you are most likely an Aries or a Cancer.

"karina, my name is david, that means we're soulmates!"
"tf"

by iqiiqiqjmsbw December 9, 2021

David

The most handsome boy I had ever seen..

David-it’s a boy in my class I like <3

by Jwkedheklwjsjekwnsbd December 10, 2021

David

will never hit puberty and secreatly has a vagina

David's bitch left him because he has no dick

by goja3456 December 14, 2021

David

Some David's are cool, while others are assholes

Hey are you a David?
A good David or an asshole David?

by Eric Mendozo December 15, 2021

David Skorupa

amazing soccer player

Person 1: You know David Skorupa

Person 2: Yea he's a terrible soccer player

by Thats Illegal December 16, 2021

Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 18, 2021

David's star

David(bible) birth sign

Jus wan' shine like David's star ⭐

by David's star December 20, 2021