turtling the crack

Anal sex with a condom on. The condom is a protective shell.

"Bro, were you rawdogging her last night?"
"No way man, I was turtling the crack!"

turtling the crack by Your_WorstNightmare_ November 24, 2025

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Crow on crack

An expression that is definitely real and totally not made up by an idiot.

im such a crow on crack

Crow on crack by Jsicnf December 11, 2025

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Related Words

crackers • crack head • crack • cracked • crackalackin • cracka • crackerjack • Cracker Barrel • crack-baby • Crackberry

Not all crackheads do crack

Phrase (slang): Not all crackheads do crack
Definition: A humorous or sarcastic saying used to point out that someone may act chaotic, irrational, or extreme without fitting the assumed stereotype or cause. Emphasizes that behavior doesn’t always reflect the obvious or expected reason behind it.

Person 1: Why is he losing his mind over nothing ?
Person 2: Not all crackheads do crack some people are just like that.

Not all crackheads do crack by DirtyDihhJohnathan December 21, 2025