cosbolitan

That special cocktail you order up for that fine ass honey who catches your eye at the bar/club or for a first date. That you then slip lil somethin somethin into as a discrete way to help ease any tension/anxiety she might have and help set the vibe for the rest of the night.

Ayo, you see that supa fine lil Ho with the Bigg ol' ass at the door.

I do now fam gotttdammmn I'd like to take her home tonight.

Sheeeeeitt bruh only way she going home witchyo bumly looking ass is if you get her a couple cosbolitans and drag her ass there muhfuhkuh.

by BotaeBilly January 16, 2023

cosmicduke

Cosmicduke is a name and a unique one at that. As a name, it has no inherent qualities or characteristics, but it can evoke certain associations or impressions, as I mentioned in my previous message.

CosmicDuke

by cosmicduke January 17, 2023

Cosmo

When you meet a guy online and ask him to send you benzodiazepines via mail, then invite him to Berlin, feed him said benzos and call police on him, making an absolute fool of yourself in the process.

Did you hear Alice pulled a Cosmo again?

No way! Who?

The Bear!

No way, that guy is a true friend. I’m sorry, Bear!

by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023

costheta

Costheta is a rhythm game that combines 2d rhythm game and 3d rhythm game that will make you confused as fuck, and has difficulty that had some gimmicks that will make you more confused

Person1:i play party summer night on costheta on reversed difficulty

Person2:how was it

Person1: the notes came back after i hit them

by YumenoRAI January 23, 2023

Cosh

"Collection of straggly hairs"

That guy needs to shave. His cosh looks patchy.

by beards-r-us January 25, 2023

Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas

Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:

by dinkystinker January 28, 2023

Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023