Jackson Christian

Nice Person with a great personality, super hot and massive penis

everyone wants to be like a jackson christian

by big black ranga man February 28, 2023

fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?

I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

legacy christian academy (frisco)

A LITERAL HELL HOLE literally have a pedophile teacher and everyone is fake as fuck here and they try to act nice in all but is messed up in the head probably because of all the dye in there hair literally go to schools with oranges who can spray tan at all. Spoiled rich ass kids who don't even know how to fucking clean or sweep the damn place. Bro people for real crying because they're parents didn't get them the exact color of som shit. the school's race population is literally 90% WHITE. BRO HELP ME!!!

Stacy: Hey do you know the school" legacy christian academy (frisco)"campus?

Damon: oh that hell hole dont ever go there demons kids/teens

by ilovespriteandchicken March 14, 2023

Chili Christian

Chili Christian is a man that doesn't get influenced by others. He is a leader, and it shows from how his family is doing. Chili Christian loves his G-wagons and 506. Even though he has some legal troubles occasionally when building his twenty million garage, it doesn't matter because he is a rocker that runs the government.

Chili Christian has built an empire for his family; however, his brother takes all the credit.

by aæsdlfkalæsdjkfælajdflaækdsjfa March 17, 2023

Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.

Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

by DrJay361 May 13, 2023

Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.

"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."

by Octobabe July 2, 2023

Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.

Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha

by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023