Firth's Bird

A woman of much larger proportions that still needs a whole lot of loving.

She was a real Firth's Bird and just wanted to find a boyfriend

by Kliverubin February 22, 2021

Bird box

When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.

Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.

by SassySammie June 18, 2021

bird

Penis

His bird is apparently big, so big that you can clearly see where it's "parked"... That bulge says it all!

by WordBuzz November 27, 2020

that fucking bird that i hate.

THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE
t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e

dashie: that fucking bird that i hate.
that fucking bird that i hate: THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE THATFUCKINGBIRDTHATIHATE t h a t f u c k i n g b i r d t h a t i h a t e
dashie: WHAT

by superdupersquid December 9, 2024

Bird

DONT TRUST DEM BURDS MAN, THEY HAVE EYES ON THE BACK OT THEYR HEAD, IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU THEY ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING AND WE DONT KNOW SO STAY AWAY FROM THEM PLEASE. thank you :)

Person1: aw man look at that bird, it looks suspicious

Person2: he looks like he wants us dead
Bird: * attacks de humanos * -.-.

by Ebola:> April 22, 2020

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

Birds

Birds have legs, legs spelled bacl is sgel and sgel stands for

S-Government

G-Drones
E-Arnt
L-Real

Hey man did you hear that birds are just drones made by the government

by Bwaaaaah November 16, 2020