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Chemical Apple

When someone is afraid of chemicals based on feelings instead of logic

quick history: On facebook somebody posted the chemical composition of an apple in an anti-vaccination group and said 'this is what they put in vaccines', which caused people to be upset not knowing its just an apple
A: I heard there is no proof that microplastics are harmful in the long term
B: Plastic in your brain and blood isn't harmful? are you joking?
A: Chemical Apple.

T: I think i drank too much hydrogen dioxide (water)
R: THATS AWFUL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
P: You're such a chemical apple, if urban dictionary didn't make me write this awkward section id be a lot happier
by kohnik March 10, 2025
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apple

An apple is an edible fruit produced by an apple tree. Apple trees are cultivated worldwide and are the most widely grown species in the genus Malus. The tree originated in Central Asia, where its wild ancestor, Malus sieversii, is still found today.
by Someone who loves Jia October 31, 2020
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apple

the apple is red.
by aesthetictumblr July 8, 2017
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Nikita’s Apples

So once Nikita dropped off apples at my house and I had one and I had one but I ate one but it was good and she dropped it off in a bag and then she dropped dead and I stomped on her and her funeral is soon 😡 I ate her apple and It was good but they were old but good but old but it was also good. I’m going to pee funeral and laugh 😆!! I had the whole thing too it was cool.

Amen. 🙏😌
Person 1: Have you heard of the Nikita’s apples? Like it’s soooo good!!
Person 2: OMG IKR!
Person3: I haven’t heard of it?
Person 2: how dare you?!
Person 1: OMG ITS A LEGEND YOU HAVE TO KNOW IT 😱
by NikitaGaveMeApples! January 21, 2022
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Apple juice

juice from an apple/the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice
Friend 1-Hey man whatcha got there
Friend 2-I got the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice: apple juice
by Brcvpa February 23, 2021
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apple

a red/green circullar fruit that grows from a tree part of the rose family.
Oh Jeremy, did you eat the last apple?
by ugsdenploy August 29, 2021
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apple

were you deepthroat somebody until there breakfast comes out then you finger there asshole and scratch the rectum
please can i apple you “yes sure” thanks you nigger
by rasist February 14, 2022
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