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Tom Ballard

Nonce (lurs kids in with his huge head)
Careful son that's Tom Ballard
by Rastaclart 897 November 22, 2019
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Tom

He’s the best you could ever have

He’s funny and will care about you no matter what . He’ll give you time and space if you need it . But he hates you being sad . He spends time writing music and thinking about you

He’s misunderstood people say they don’t like him but they do

He’s weird but in a sweet way
by Charmedimsure12: May 15, 2022
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Tom

a perverted male who like to spend alone time with his dogs (usualy called marley) he has sex with his pets all day often beggin for noddy and using peanut butter as bait.

tom only comes out if marley is too sick to give head.
its the dog shagger tom again
by Bigbussy124 March 13, 2022
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Tom Nook

Provider of crushing debt. Promotes child labor with his own family. The main cause of Capitalism
Tom Nook set the orphanage on fire
by Cynnierollz May 26, 2025
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TOM

He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.
Tom is a fat nonce.
by Tom is a fat nonce April 19, 2019
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Tom Bradford

Abseloute chad, Way better than Scott, Aiden, Jack or Harry. Straightest guy on earth.

He is also the chairman of jetBritish, The best airline.
Wow, Look at Tom Bradford over there, What a fucking incredible guy
by jetBritish June 9, 2021
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Tom

So here goes, Tom is a boy that is very strange at time but also can be quite normil. He always cooks chicken and pizza and pasta, this is his way to seduce the girl and to lead her into his room, this is when he becomes a bocat,

The end
by Fubkknbs August 10, 2018
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