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Jake Buchner

The biggest flirt. Kisses every girl, known for being Mr. steal yo girl... Ladies man, but also likes guys.
"Jake Buchner is the biggest f boy!!!"
by ilovemwtdew June 6, 2018
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Jake

Jake is the best person you will ever meet. He is the most kind, caring, lovable, sweet boy. He has the most perfect eyes and smile and will brighten anyone’s day. He has a great sense of humor and will always be found making someone else smile and laugh. Jake is the cutest and most loyal boy, don’t let him go once you have him!! foo foo
Omg he is such a jake
by fooofooobear November 6, 2018
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Jake

Heard they have small heads
by Who’sthhhiiss November 22, 2021
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jake and halle

a super amazing couple that you cant help but ship!
i want my relationship to be like jake and halle
by lorain marquin June 25, 2017
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Jake Paul

by Bigdaddyasscrack June 14, 2018
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Jake Gottesman

The speed of a cheetah.

The strength of a silverback gorilla.

The passion of a French poet.

The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.

The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.
by anonymous February 24, 2022
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Jake

The sexiest man alive super funny 6’2 can make anyone laugh and has a dog named manny
Wow that is such a jake
by Notjakedichiera October 9, 2018
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