car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017

Car leap boyfriend

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying

friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”

by amy montgomery April 6, 2024

mad-a-gas-car

Refers to a driver, driving a gas car, having road rage, commonly against electric vehicles. Mostly Teslas.
Verb.

This dude's about to mad-a-gas-car !

by 72Pigeons February 24, 2025

Car

A useful weapon used by drunks who decided that no one should be safe while trying to get home. Cars can also be used as ranged weapons if the driver is willing to jump out of the vehicle. They also have kidnapping potential with the invention of the trunk.

I am going to run that bitch over with a car.
Get in the trunk you stupid bitch.
No officer I didn't hit her with my car.

by TheUnlucky13 November 17, 2022

A sexy car man

CAPERS ZENTMEYER

Fuck me in the Porsche daddy - Kelsey about a sexy car man

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

An Car

A car so boring and malaise that it's no longer just a car, it's "an car". Examples may include a Mazda 3 sedan, Toyota Corolla sedan or a Hyundai Accent

I drive a base 2018 silver Toyota Camry. It's pretty much as "an car" as "an car" can get.

by Mike DiBenedetto February 10, 2023