U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

damn papa u a rare breed

not again

“damn papa u a rare breed”
“shut the fuck up”
“no comparinggg and it’s mfing scarryyy”

by keijititstuesday August 5, 2021

U

You

U r sus

by Ur sus February 18, 2022

No u

Only use this phrase as a last resort option, even against the deadliest of foes. There is no coming back from this one. Once said, the damage will be reversed and your opponent's beliefs are destroyed.

A: Ur mom.
B: no u
A: *ruptures his appendix and fucking dies*

by nowyoucandie February 23, 2022

S U L L E

The lord and savior from the monsters Inc hentai movie where he is the the chonkiest C H O N C K of C O C K S
F C

S U L L E M Mm M M M

by Kokballtort February 26, 2022

U-Haul

When a girl drags a man around by his cock and balls.

I can’t believe Max got a U-Haul at the bar last night.

by Br08 February 26, 2022

Yo gf cheated on u

Wow. You just got cheated on. Congrats. Type “leproheck” for me beating her up

So he said Yo gf cheated on u. That’s bad

by GodDude March 4, 2022