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So-straight

When a man says he's straight but secretly gives it up and love to two men, while using methamphetamine as an excuse to be gay.
Yeah I'm only gay whenever I get high I'm so-straight man.
by Billcody33 October 17, 2020
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Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.
Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!
by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020
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straight

What people AREN'T if not BOTH exclusively attracted to the opposite gender romantically and sexually
Biphobe mislabeling people "straight" just because of their preferences towards one gender.
by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021
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straight rage

Pretending to be straight but really being a closet homosexual.
Josh tried hitting on the girl at the party but his straight rage kicked in and he became flaccid.
by fliedlice October 20, 2015
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Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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Straight, cis, white men

The holy water to petrify the devil; aka the single combination of identities that SJWs and the current state lefties are at (radical liberalism) and are losing their shit over. It came with the rise of "wokeness" in the 2010s, particularly.

*Usually a way to refer to those modern feminists and LGBTQ+ advocates and allies despise. Often said, when serious/unironic, without care or awareness of how sexist, racist, and overall discriminatory it is, or as a propagating phrase to indoctrinate and mislead. Rose to popularity through TikTok, Twitter, and Tumblr; the smelly depths of the Internet, really.

Sometimes accompanied with "old," like when referring to those who made the Roe v. Wade decision.

Simply put, the final boss modern day liberals claim are perpetually feeding into their suffering.
Blue-haired they/them: Leave it to you straight, cis, white men to take away my rights as a non-binary, pansexual girlboss.

Their estranged father: You were exactly who you hated before 2018.
by thoughtscanberead December 4, 2023
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Super Straight

A way for transphobic people to be even more transphobic; a “sexuality” for people who are straight but will not date a member of the opposite sex if they are trans. This does not mean that preferred genitalia comes into play. This just simply means that the person is transphobic. Even if all transitional things have been done and the trans person passes 1000% the mere fact that they are trans makes them excluded ands invalidated.
A: are you straight?
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw

B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
by Coffeetab March 11, 2021
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