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Cushy Muffins

Matt's jimmy word. Often used at times of being completely stooned, and not knowing what is going on.
1) Watching the lost episode of spongebob while smoking a big fat blunt with carlos and tim, matt turns around and says CUSHY MUFFINS, and in return tim and carlos die laughing on the floor.
Cushy Muffins by Matt PoLish February 2, 2004
cool, sweat, or all around good
"Yo man, those tiki torches worked out awesome"
"Yea dude... murfin"

"Dude that chick at the party was really hot, and she got naked"
"murfin"
murfin by eltimo December 31, 2007
A derogatory word used to describe simultaneous oral sex between two lesbians, often referred to as 69.
Susie hasn't gotten any all week. Tonight she's getting drunk and going out muffing.
muffing by Mr Muff April 12, 2007

muffinhead 

a person who sticks their privates in muffin batter and cooks it on their genitalia.
Person 1: YOU MUFFINHEAD!
Person 2: I BET YOU’RE A FUCKIN MUFFINHEAD!!
muffinhead by valentine69420 April 2, 2022

Bake Banana Muffins 

Slang for smoking weed. A poor excuse for recreational marijuana smoking.
Mom: "What have you been doing it's nearly midnight?!"

Pot head son: "Uhhhhhhh.... me and some friends wanted to.. bake banana muffins, so it took awhile."

muftiness 

It is a word created by honreable amimzo of the cs world , this word means "good" actually more along the lines of SUPER GOOD =D
Aminzo says : Adz is bare muftiness.
muftiness by Adelio December 28, 2005