monkey pusher

A person who masturbates a lot, meant in a derogatory manner.

Person 1: "Hey how's it going?"
Person 2: "Fuck off monkey pusher!"

by Child of Yahweh July 8, 2010

ornery monkey

mischievously playful person

Patrick looked like he was going to kiss me--instead, he stuck his tongue up my nose, that ornery monkey!

by ornerymonkey July 23, 2010

Monkey tasking

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!

Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.

by GBuss December 9, 2009

Monkey Humps

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

bunker monkey

a young child that volunteers their services and/or time to the operation of a paintball or reball facility.

I'v got 3 bunker monkeys reffing today.

by bunker monkey August 29, 2007

monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

by qingwaa November 5, 2007

scruff monkey

1. One whom looks very scruffy.
2. One with a bum-like appearance due to insufficient shaving habits.

Joe hasn't shaved for a few days. He's starting to really look like a scruff monkey.

by Vincent M. November 12, 2007