Jonathan Michael McKenzie

Jonathan Michael McKenzie has a MONSTER COCK he is the most handsome devil around, and probably has a bigger dick than you.

Have you heard of Jonathan Michael McKenzie?
Of course i know who he is! I jerked off to him 12,427 times last night!

by Not Jonathan June 14, 2022

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Michael

The absolute god of everyone else, he will destroy and crush anyone who crosses his path. Last time someone crossed him, he folded them real hard people thought that guy was a laptop.

Oh look, it's Michael. Shiver me timbers!

by 423042 October 7, 2021

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Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

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Cheeky Michael

When you poke someone in the bumhole in an unsolicited fashion

Shorted to Cheeky M-J

“Came in front work and the misses gave me a cheeky Michael”

by NanBummer5000 June 27, 2022

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Michael eaton

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”

I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy

by Wacky bozo January 28, 2022

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Aidan Michael Murphy

The cheesiest (and I mean THE FREAKIN CHEESIEST) but also the sweetest boyfriend a girl could ask for.

Rando: Hey, what are you and Aidan Michael Murphy.

Girl (or hector): Oh ya, we are dating, I am so lucky to have Aidan Michael Murphy.
Rando: Damn I really want a Aidan Michael Murphy

by bowieeatshisbootyinfrontofyou December 7, 2020

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