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Marie Day

A day where we celebrate the green splatoon squid idol waifu herself, Marie.
Me: IT'S MARCH 13~!
Random dude: What's so special about March 13?
Me: IT'S MARIE DAY~!
by Briceterry04 May 22, 2024
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mari

mari is easily the best thing that has ever happened to me. she has brought this certain happiness back into my life that i didn’t know i was missing. everything about her is perfect in my eyes, even if “perfect” doesn’t exist it does with her. her personality, her face, her smile, her teeth, the way she laughs, the way her eyes speak more than any other expression on her face. i can always tell how she feels or what she’s thinking by her eyes, i think it’s so pretty for someone to be able to express feelings through their eyes. i could go on and on about every little thing about this girl, she’d find it annoying or would think i’m bull shitting that’s why i’m saying it here and not directly to her. she will never understand how much she means to me but i guess it’s not for her to understand because i know how much she does. her favorite color is gray and her favorite animal is a turtle, she’s actually obsessed with them to be honest, but in a few years i’ll have her all the turtles she wants (hopefully when we will be living with eachother). she also loves paydays the candy bar, i think they’re so gross but she likes them. enough of that sobby stuff let’s talk about that big ahh forehead she has (where she’s gonna tat my name) and ig i’ll tat her name on my fatass head too, but yeah i feel like i’m typing way too much so i’ll wrap it up here. 1/365 letters.
mari: i’m tired
me: no tf ur not stay up
mari: fuck u fatahh
by NoNameBB May 29, 2024
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mari

mari is easily the best thing that has ever happened to me. she has brought this certain happiness back into my life that i didn’t know i was missing. everything about her is perfect in my eyes, even if “perfect” doesn’t exist it does with her. her personality, her face, her smile, her teeth, the way she laughs, the way her eyes speak more than any other expression on her face. i can always tell how she feels or what she’s thinking by her eyes, i think it’s so pretty for someone to be able to express feelings through their eyes. i could go on and on about every little thing about this girl, she’d find it annoying or would think i’m bull shitting that’s why i’m saying it here and not directly to her. she will never understand how much she means to me but i guess it’s not for her to understand because i know how much she does. her favorite color is gray and her favorite animal is a turtle, she’s actually obsessed with them to be honest, but in a few years i’ll have her all the turtles she wants (hopefully when we will be living with eachother). she also loves paydays the candy bar, i think they’re so gross but she likes them. enough of that sobby stuff let’s talk about that big ahh forehead she has (where she’s gonna tat my name) and ig i’ll tat her name on my fatass head too, but yeah i feel like i’m typing way too much so i’ll wrap it up here. 1/365 letters.
mari: i’m tired
me: no tf ur not stay up
mari: fuck u fatahh
by NoNameBB May 29, 2024
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Lianey Mari

Name Meaning of vine, lily. Lianey name used for Girl with most purest of heart. It is hard to describe this girl with a few words becasue she is truly unique. A few words that come to mind are smart, intelligent as can be and confident. Yet shy and youthful with a personality that never seems to age. Many boys adore her and many girls hate her. A true gift from God. Treat her well and she will be faithful. God loves this girl. She is a true angel that takes time to get, but oh boy, you will be thankful after the chase.
"If you want endless cookies made with love, find yourself a Lianey Mari."
by MDo7s November 25, 2021
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Mary Fyfe

an interesting person with a fiery temper
bit of a knob
but we love her
'Jesus Mary Fyfe would make you shit a brick anyday'
by Clidh November 26, 2021
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mutilated mary

when you cover your penis in rusty barbed wire and slap somebody around the face with your weaponised schlong
got bored so i robbed a bank using the 'mutilated mary'
by throbbingmidgets.com November 27, 2021
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Mary Poppin’s Mouth

A throat so deep that you could pull anything out of it
That bitch had a mary poppin’s mouth so deep that I almost got lost.
by runnindownmyvagina November 28, 2021
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