Rich Marius
Rich Marius by BlueBoy0618 November 23, 2021
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Premature Marination
"Doing a Jamie Oliver"
When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"
Premature Marination by JamesFoo March 26, 2022
virgin mario
When a person wants another person to birth a frog and then teach it how to twerk , continuing the tweaking legacy.
“Yoo I want u to virgin Mario again.”
“Nah bro I’m fine for today, the last frog had a disappointing ass”
“Nah bro I’m fine for today, the last frog had a disappointing ass”
virgin mario by Maheku baby April 28, 2022
Dear Maria, count me in
Dear Maria, count me in by That one person who farts August 8, 2022
dustifer marie
when your balls are dusty AF but you get them licked clean and call her Marie after your favorite babysitter
dustifer marie by casedogg42069 August 12, 2022
Drink My Meat Marinades
When you are giving a man a blowjob, he may use this term to signify that he wants you to swallow his semen.
A woman(or man) is giving a man a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in her(or his) mouth and he says "Drink my Meat Marinades"
Ghalleon - "Drink my meat marinades. Guzzle it down."
The maiden then swallows Ghalleon's semen.
Ghalleon - "Drink my meat marinades. Guzzle it down."
The maiden then swallows Ghalleon's semen.
Drink My Meat Marinades by Rin Oletee March 31, 2013
Fucks like a Marine
A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.
Fucks like a Marine by odbal. May 18, 2016