Facebook missile 

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)

"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"

Facebook missile by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024

Facebook Joey 

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.

Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.

Facebook Joey by RealityChick August 18, 2024

Facebook Cambodians 

Facebook Cambodians are Cambodian people who use other Cambodians on Facebook for advice, facts, or news. Regardless if it makes sense or not, Facebook Cambodians believe in each other.

I learned from the Facebook Cambodians that putting lettuce on your shoulders will heal all pain.

Facebook Cambodians by King Khmer November 25, 2024

facebook marketplace reseller 

a individual that buys stuff for very cheap on facebook marketplace then sells them on ebay for triple the price

danny: i bought a ps2 on facebook marketplace for 40 dollars and then resold it on ebay for 180!

timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller

facebook marketplace reseller by tommyvercettifanclub January 4, 2025

facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.

My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.

facebook sibling by @farmgirl March 9, 2025

Facebook hypnosis

like highway hypnosis, but instead of lanes on a road, it's a social media feed scrolling down, spending time and hours without actually remembering anything seen.

After scrolling for three hours without noticing, he finally snapped out of his Facebook hypnosis and realised it was 2 a.m.

Facebook hypnosis by luedreamer November 29, 2025

Facebook Laughing Emoji

A laughing reaction meant for funny posts. What Trump supports love to use.

Man, I hate when Trump supporters use the Facebook laughing emoji. They think everything is funny. Fuck those people. Fuck Trump. Fuck fascism.

Facebook Laughing Emoji by AntiCircumcisionMan December 1, 2025