dick fuse

how long before you go off

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.

by Jake March 5, 2004

Dick Blitz

When seventeen or more raging penises invade an inadequite area, often a vagina or anus, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. Dick Blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. Often brought on by the ingestion of Spanish Clams. Clammy Spaniards are also linked to some Dick Blitz-ing cases.

Steve: "Dude, me and all the guys in my math class totally dick blitzed the substitue teacher today."
Fred: "FUCKING AWESOME!"

by Anal Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

Dick booger

Dried up seman that forms on the penile area

This dick booger won't come off my penile area, I might have to take a shower

by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009

dick poo

The residue left on the dick after anal sex.

If she would have wiped better, I wouldn't have dick poo.

by OICU812 September 12, 2008

Dick Blanket

In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"

Kasey: "I can't pull the trigger"
Karina:" Quit being such a dick blanket"

by bsprinkles February 17, 2013

Dick brain

When you just gotten the good dick and you can’t think straight cuz you got dick on the brain.

OMG Arthur, I am so dumb today, I have major baby brain!

Shut up Alessandra! I have crippling dick brain! I got DP’d last night and have semen where my cerebrospinal fluid should be.

by Pliant member August 10, 2019

cucumber dick

A dick so fat in girth and long.

That asian guy has a pencil dick, while this black guy has a cucumber dick!

by hairywhale December 24, 2013