confuezzled 

When you are just so confused that the world looses all meaning. You forget everyone and everything, and the only purpose you have is to figure out what in the world is going on.

The girl translated a book character, but when the translater pulled up a word that didn’t exist, the girl was confuezzled.

confuezzled by WarriorCatGirl27 January 3, 2019

Confisled 

When ur confused

I am confisled because u did a magic trick

Confisled by Steph96 January 3, 2019

Confuckingused 

Now this word right here is American. It meant a that the person saying it is either “Fucking confused” or are confused to the extent that their brain is being fucked.

Man, I’m confuckingused about how we are the only place that’s awesomely free. - Hillbilly Joe

Confuckingused by LearnedZombie January 5, 2019

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

Confection Erection by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

Confuzled 

1. To be confused/puzzled

2. To have confusion/puzzled

I'm very confuzled right now.

You always leave me so confuzled.

She's just a little confuzled.

I am the confuzled.

Much confuzled.

Confuzled by Oofwhyme January 21, 2019

Confuzled 

It’s when your VERY VERY VERY VERY confused.

Tim is so Confuzled. Look at him walk around looking lost.

Confuzled by BOOIOII January 22, 2019

Confederate Facial 

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.

The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!

Confederate Facial by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019