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blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate
Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense
by DrummaKing December 10, 2017
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Blow back

When you blow a boof up your partner, and they blow it back into the orfice of choice.
Hey babe, ready for a blow back ?
by GatoradeH2hoez November 30, 2024
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blowing a band

I'm about to go blowing a band at the mall.
by BkluSmoke May 6, 2018
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Blow me

A common insult thrown at people by Bostonians. This can be used both as a term of endearment, or a backhanded comment to go fuck yourself. Often times the latter, rarely the former.
“Hey how’s your mum doing? Rocked her world last night

“Yeah Jeff? Blow me loser”
by John from Southie October 9, 2022
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snow 'n blow

When a girl snorts cocaine off of a man's erect penis and then proceeds to give him a blow job.
"Yo man, that Delta Nu gave me a snow 'n blow last night. It was sick." - random frat boy
by FoxyLady69 April 10, 2017
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After-blow

Adj. You go to snort a line of dope and you blow it everywhere.
"I couldn't snort the rest of the line because he exhibited after-blow." complained Julie with a frown.
by Jewels Turnbaugh March 16, 2022
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Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.
"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"
by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018
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