Drink Beer

Casual sex.

Do you drink beer?

by Meglodave August 23, 2023

Normal Beer

What Norm wants.

I'm the Old Norm; I want Normal Beer!

by Koraichu July 18, 2024

atmosphere beer

A beer that miraculously achieves greatness not through taste, but by riding the coattails of its surroundings. It’s the liquid equivalent of "location, location, location." Its primary flavor notes include disappointment and misplaced enthusiasm.

Andy, the self-proclaimed beer connoisseur, sipped on a Miller Lite while lounging on the OCMD beach and gushed about its "effervescent, jizz like mouth feel," solidifying his status as the Einstein of atmosphere beers and an idiot for thinking filthy, sandy toes improve hops and barley.

by Lil Jizzie July 19, 2024

bunner beer

Upper Peninsula Apostolic ’beer’ of choice, Mountain Dew. Apostolic religion does not allow alcohol, so they drink Mountain Dew instead like it’s beer

Person 1: “I went to a wedding yesterday and they only had bunner beer”
Person 2: “Man, dry weddings are always awkward”
Person 1: “Not at an apostolic wedding, they get drunk off that!”

by whosp July 27, 2024

Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

gang beer

The leading opponent of big water and popular sobriety.

James- hey do you follow gang beer on instagram?
Mike- hell yeah I follow gang beer on instagram, I love how he fights big water!

by Big.Tony. November 2, 2023

Pants beer

Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.

Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.

Dude, I could go for a pants beer right about now.

Did you see Liam's pants beer? It was awesome!

by TD126 December 11, 2023