anal kidney punch

practicly the same as a donkey punch except in the kidneys

I was anal kidney punch ing her. so we both came together. anal kidney punching equals love!

by MaGiK84 June 30, 2006

anal beefs

to totally own someone

"i am gonna give you some anal beefs"

by eliotr October 29, 2006

anal grip appliance

The art of applying your brand spanking new cricket bat grip with your anal sphincter. Always useful to have a deep anal cavity and advised not to apply white grips, due to an increased risk of staining.

Little Boy: Daddy, can you help me put the grip on my new cricket bat?

Mike Atherton: Of course son, it wouldn't be the first time i've used an anal grip appliance.

by Alasdair W June 15, 2007

anal cream pie

What happens after harcore anal sex. If you a heterosexual the manjaculation will drip from the anus into the pussssssy. If you are a Dudley or a Wixon the manjaculation will drip onto the balls causing a creampie affect.

Dudley and Wixson had some delicious anal cream pie today, so they say.

by merriwether lewis and clark gable May 17, 2006

Hard Anal Dan

A guy called Dan who rips open fresh catomite butt.

Dan comes across a catomite and then set loose on it until he has busted it, not nice and very messy.

by A torn and broken catomite May 10, 2005

Anal Bead-Seed

To use an anal bead and lose said bead within one's anus, thus 'planting' said bead.
(To reap what you sew)

'Why are you walking so wierd''Planted an Anal Bead-Seed.'

by Machman January 26, 2009

cranial-anal extrication

Removing your head from inside your ass.

You just compared the person who disagreed with you on the internet to Hitler. I think you require a major cranial-anal extrication.

by betchitmoth June 21, 2011