Superpowers can't win wars against eachother

Right. Because of mutually assured destruction... UNLESS... Unless, of course, someone seized control of all the nukes at the same time (somehow)... And then whoever THAT GUY wanted to LOSE the war... Would be UNABLE TO RETALIATE. WOW! BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS! THAT SOUNDS VAGUELY ANALOGOUS TO SOMETHING I READ ON URBAN DICTIONARY! UNABLE TO RETALIATE!? Well, then THAT GUY could just choose winners and losers completely arbitrarily, right?

Hym "Superpowers can't win wars against eachother... Unless THAT. Unless that thing I just said. Because then it wouldn't be mutual. Is THAT what Emma mean when she brought up MUTUAL? Why did she bring that up? Is it NOT THAT anymore?"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

<7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>

<7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>

<7.9.7.6.>He is associated with the sky, lightning, weather, thunder, storms, rains, river flows, and war<7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 July 15, 2025

Rights war

What this is not.

Hym "This isn't a rights war where we use our rights against eachother. YOU give me MY rights... Or I... WILL TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S AWAY. MY rights. NOW. No taxation without representation, bitch."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Toxic cold war yaoi

The phrase that new hetalia fans often (and repetitively) throw around about the ship rusamerus. It means a pairing that is absolutely nothingburger and isnt of any depth, yet it is incredibly popular in the fandom.

“God, tomtord is literally toxic cold war yaoi”
“I know right… theyre so popular and for what”

by Kyoodo July 20, 2025

war

peace

btw freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength

war is peace -oceanian government

by A really big weirdo August 26, 2025

Fun Civil War

A feud that divides a house of two or more roommates. One side is pro-fun and they act on their impulses. The other side is anti-fun and attempts to squander their efforts.

Each side competes for territory and attempts to win over members of the opposing faction.

“Sounds like me and Kier are winning the Fun Civil War. This kicks ass.”

by Biodiesel Revolution August 28, 2025

Pumpkin War-patch

The hairline going down a woman’s butt crack.

Yo man! I was hitting it from behind and I saw she had a “Pumpkin War-Patch”!!

by Ray Pizzaz September 3, 2025