Holding happiness hostage

Nah...
Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Bomb a happy couple day

30th December all members of public will find a happy couples and bomb them because no one deserves to be happy
person1: hey dude i was thinking of buying flowers for my girl
person2: yk it’s Bomb a happy couple day.
person1: ffs
by Lauren bitchhhhh 🤪🤪🤪 November 30, 2023
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happy birthday abir

If ur reading this then today is the greatest day in the world .. cuz on this day my world was born in a form of this sweet lovely adorable creature that eats too much bslamtha inshllah ♥ so happy birthday babygirl ! muah love u "more"
Ali : Happy birthday abir kol 3am wntya taei
Abir : uuuuuuuh ♥ nhebk ged mamcha lkalb hafi xD
by Mr Ani February 18, 2023
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happy walk

The "walk" one makes to get a towel/drink/... after sexual intercourse, feeling nothing but pure satisfaction.
"You really don't have all those thing prepared nearby?"

"No way, the happy walk is like a tradition for me and I love it!"
by Jack0132 December 23, 2019
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the big happy

a term used when people are really happy about something. ussually used by people who are not fluent in english, like me.
person: i just won 100.000 dollars, im excittis, excites, verrry heppy.
me: no, you are the big happy
by munkx March 30, 2021
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Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.
Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.
by mikethememegod April 23, 2024
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as happy as a clam

She was as happy as a clam at high tide, basking in the sunshine after her successful presentation.
by Arminkshipper March 28, 2025
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