eat cereal

eat poop and (kids)semen

i eat cereal out here ass

by nutsandoats April 23, 2023

Spagh-eat-me

Spagh-eat-me is a kink or some will have, or a weird type of BDSM, with two partners (Any Gender/Any Sexuality), as both Partners chew and keep cooked spaghetti in their mouths, Then by kissing exchang the Spaghetti in their mouths.

"Hey man, I feel bad for doing this, but I gave your mom the Spagh-eat-me yesterday at 9."

by RedMantis2077 July 27, 2021

Eat

you get a woman to piss into your mouth then she drinks it and vomits it into a bowl along with your shit then you eat it together and watch a movie mother fuckers

Girl: lets eat
Boy: whenever you're ready thern *opens mouth*
Girl: huh???

by I FUCKED your mum last night December 9, 2022

National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th

Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day

by digbick23123 June 25, 2023

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

Eat Lunch

To dominate an opponent, obstacle or challenge with ease.

Person 1 - “Damn, the homie smoked that clown!”

Person 2 - “Oh for sure, He came to eat lunch!”

by Steve Blends July 24, 2021

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023